Quote #26337
Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #9278
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you...
Quote #24406
‘He means well’ is useless unless he does well.
Quote #16409
Incompetency begets incompetency. The last thing a guy who isn’t sure of himself wants...
Quote #7694
It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be;...
Quote #24535
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. Thse who cannot remember the...
Quote #19680
Remember that time is money.
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.