Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #29436
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Quote #10856
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #24575
Music is essentially useless, as life is but both have an ideal extension which...
Quote #5424
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #23862
It is quality rather than quantity that matters.