Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #16447
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #11417
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
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The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
Quote #13041
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...