Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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There has never been a perfect government, because men have passions and if they...
Quote #19979
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #26701
Grubb goes back, back… He’s under the warning track and makes the play.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #6397
I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me...
Quote #7966
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Quote #9323
Some people make headlines while others make history.
Quote #1556
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.