Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #1409
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #32021
Wisdom is perishable. Unlike information or knowledge, it cannot be stored in a computer...
Quote #11204
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...
Quote #3775
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have...
Quote #25044
It was a saying of Demetrius Phalereus, that ‘Men having often abandoned what was...
Quote #25094
Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men...
Quote #11236
They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity...