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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #24947
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #681
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most...
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An act against my will is not my act.
Quote #17696
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.