Quote #18072
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
Quote #32840
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #29663
Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #22975
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #28935
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
Quote #29332
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...