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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Unless you believe, you will not understand.
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Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...
Quote #21270
The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #20154
Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
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You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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To teach is to learn twice.
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Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...