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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
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A fool and his money are soon parted.
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Use soft words and hard arguments.
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He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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It is written on the arched sky It looks out from every star It...
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I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself,...
Quote #18660
Whose bread I eat his song I sing.