Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what...
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #12715
Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.
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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...
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Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe...
Quote #7932
The more things change the more they remain the same.
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Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind,...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #184
The good man is the friend of all living things.