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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Desire makes everything blossom possession makes everything wither and fade.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for.
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To pull together is to avoid being pulled apart.
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Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
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I think that we have created a new kind of person in a way....
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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
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Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your...