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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words...
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They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
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The true Church is not an organization, nor does one join it through the...
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A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have...
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
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What is the sound of one hand clapping
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
Quote #18946
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.