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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and...
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Quote #24455
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
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The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.
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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.
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The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that...
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were...
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The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music....