Quote #12000
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days...
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #14458
There is a way in which the collective knowledge of mankind expresses itself, for...
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #28939
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #17711
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail mental excellence is...
Quote #13694
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Quote #6615
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and...
Quote #34620
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...