Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
Quote #24014
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #23090
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
Quote #12894
If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill...
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #30432
It is really the undergraduate who makes a university, gives it its lasting character,...
Quote #22967
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...