Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
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While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...
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If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is...
Quote #18412
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
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The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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The mountain remains unmoved at seeming defeat by the mist.
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
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Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #33782
I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.