Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
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A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #9727
What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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The price we pay when pursuing any art or calling, is an intimate knowledge...
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Whether a man is burdened by power or enjoys power whether he is trapped...
Quote #14357
If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does,...