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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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I watched a small man with thick calluses on both hands work 15 and...
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Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
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Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original...
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No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #33085
No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...