Quote #13225
Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.
Quote #25153
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #26567
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #6974
The absolute good is not a matter of opinion but of nature.
Quote #19404
Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one...
Quote #14797
The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in...
Quote #3245
…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...