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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
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“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
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I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life spell, And...
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When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
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Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...