Quote #31650
Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
Quote #32650
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #22462
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #144
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
Quote #26518
Home is where the house is.
Quote #22470
A man is not finished when he’s defeated he’s finished when he quits.