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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty...
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Life is like and ever-shifting kaleidoscope – a slight change, and all patterns alter.
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It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even...
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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
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Stupid is a boundless concept.
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What we don’t need to know for achievement, we need to know for our...