Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #26662
The unfit die — the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so...
Quote #2806
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #19466
The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17438
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
Quote #26761
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An...
Quote #12848
Sometimes the only sense we can make out of life is a sense of...
Quote #29768
Man is always more than he can know of himself consequently, his accomplishments, time...
Quote #3445
It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.