Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #24161
One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether...
Quote #25302
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #28075
Man is a social animal. Without society he is nothing but animal. Yet many...
Quote #68
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #3257
Big nations are like chickens. They like to make big noises, but very often...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #6279
God must become an activity in our consciousness.
Quote #1
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.