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If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
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All I want to be is normally insane.
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Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Success is not to be pursued it is to be attracted by the person...
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
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No news at 430 a.m. is good.
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As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
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A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
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Pablo Picasso resisted school stubbornly and seemed completely unable to learn to read or...