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Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be...
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It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these...
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
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If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine...
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For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which...
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Desire, even in its wildest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor...