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The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love...
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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There are two things which cannot be attacked in front ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They...