Quote #19074
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done...
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28185
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #29185
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #18114
In the mountain, stillness surges up to explore its own height In the lake,...
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #15151
The guilty catch themselves.