Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #29998
Who rises from a prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.
Quote #30747
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
Quote #11220
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
Quote #20611
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Quote #14556
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #6646
I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for...
Quote #3222
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #21013
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction.