Quote #940
Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....
Quote #8960
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #22394
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #25077
To ask the hard question is simple.
Quote #568
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #26582
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.
Quote #8310
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.