Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #5031
Do not follow where the path may lead…Go instead where there is no path...
Quote #18168
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
Quote #29504
Beauty is not defined by the masses but by the opinion of the individual.
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #27417
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Quote #18118
All human things are subject to decay,And, when Fate summons, monarchs must obeyThis Flecknoe...
Quote #22610
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #20112
Words which do not give the light of Christ increase the darkness.
Quote #14085
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.