Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #5040
You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #23268
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
Quote #30394
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #1067
If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the...
Quote #21807
If there is any one proof of a man’s incompetence, it is the stagnant...
Quote #26424
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusion.
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.