Quote #18150
If you command wisely, you’ll be obeyed cheerfully.
Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #18964
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #20389
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #24584
Eagles don’t flock – you have to find them one at a time.