Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #18610
Hope is the denial of reality.
Quote #16729
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
Quote #15654
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...
Quote #767
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
Quote #11185
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
Quote #13783
Practice is the best of all instructors.
Quote #13334
Courage atrophies from lack of use.
Quote #24794
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach...