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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to...
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To renounce liberty is to renounce being a man, to surrender the rights of...
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One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is...
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If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you...
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We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle...
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It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
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Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
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A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a...