Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #9928
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land,...
Quote #15376
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I...
Quote #7045
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #11982
What do you do with a lifetime of work? Face it in the morning.
Quote #18069
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin,...
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #3862
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...