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Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry...
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend...
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What a splendid head, yet no brain.
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #15904
Who to himself is law, no law doth need.