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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the...
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.
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A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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It is impossible to say just what I mean!
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Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.