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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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My thoughts are my company; I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a...
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Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are...
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A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought...