Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #3982
Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #24491
Within a stone’s throw of it.
Quote #21135
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past...
Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Quote #33177
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #9734
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
Quote #24768
Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave...