Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #18329
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #32306
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what...
Quote #27587
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
Quote #31985
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Quote #33292
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Quote #34548
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...