Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #16021
It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence...
Quote #4137
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #28541
Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus,...
Quote #7825
The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and...
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #34424
If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.