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A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
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Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or...
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The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor,...
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
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All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
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Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.