Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #16168
We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are...
Quote #23480
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept,...
Quote #11545
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times the conclusion is false....
Quote #521
Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
Quote #12559
has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift...
Quote #5472
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #13798
Conservation is humanity caring for the future.