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The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
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Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O...
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The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your...
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To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...
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It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what...
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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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I rely on my personality for birth control.