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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
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I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...