Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #1882
The wicked at heart probably know something.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #18278
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #10185
Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within.
Quote #29632
Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it’s...
Quote #32224
I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that...
Quote #30986
A heart in love with beauty never grows old.