Quote #33394
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #27460
I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #14329
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the...
Quote #31857
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
Quote #24572
To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and...
Quote #3
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...