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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must...
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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
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Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
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Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such...
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One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to...
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If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time...
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Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays...