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I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence...
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Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
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A big book is a big bore.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk